Hm, not sure I'd have either waited for on person for 30 minutes, after about 5 minutes every UA employee within 20miles would know full well of my displeasure and immediate need of their attnetion.
and DAMN:
You will respect my authoritah!
2010 VDB totals: 17 Bumps - $5400 in TC's - 5 DBC free
17 bumps, how do you a) end up on so many oversold flights b) have the flexibility to take that many bumps!