What a (HICK!) awesome post (HICK!) Beckles old buddy!
Now if I win and you don't you are welcome to join me since you seem to have an interest in Sam Adams (The OFFICIAL BEER OF THE KIT KAT KASINO AND KLUB, Vegas!!)
OMNI: The Sam Adams Brewery is a terrific tour. It's about 1 hour but at the end you get to sample several beers including their latest "test" brew where based on the comments of the tour participants it ends up either on your supermarket shelves or in the Boston River.