I guess by retaliation I should have stated they didn't do each "search" one at a time. As I was being patted down by one agent 2 others where going through my luggage, computer bag and swabbing at the same time.

So they didn't slow me down.

I'm prepared in case they ever do slow me down on purpose. But I always arrive early to the airport because FLL can be a nightmare with the cruise ships disembarking and general uneducated traveler that loves to come to Florida.