Even less decipherable: departing GIG-EWR years ago.
We pushed back, stopped, and Captain announced...
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, APPARENTLY WE HAVE A PASSENGER WHO DOES not WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK. PLEASE BE PATIENT WHILE WE RETURN TO THE GATE AND REMOVE HIS BAGS".
That took about 90 minutes to get him (and family !) off and us rolling again.
Too bad we will never know why.