No lounge ... no Starbucks ... coffee from the only fast food joint (A&W?) was piss ... I was still drunk at 9am and I couldn't think of a worse place to burn another two hours before the flight to YUL

Most of my travels are international or to YVR/YYZ but I can't remember the last time I had to do time at such a dump of an airport. Even the rather primitive ANU/SJO/MLA/AGP was more cognitively engaging to hang out in than LAS T2.
Would I have been better off flying CO out of Terminal D?