......My recent favourite incident was a coupe of weeks ago when in Toronto the flight was delayed and the GA stated due to the late arrival of the aircraft the flight will be late a few minutes. This aircraft was not inbound as they towed the aircraft into place. The engine covers were still on!!!

I noticed the boarding time on the boarding pass is usually way to early, so I never leave the MLL lounge until shortly after the boarding time and rarely have they even started boarding.