Thanks for setting my expectations very low guys! I am at the *G lounge in Mumbai C (near gate 7) right now and it's really nowhere near as bad as I expected.

1) no hassle at all getting in, they just glanced at my boarding pass. no asking for my *G card, no nothing
2) free beer and wine
3) free wireless
4) comfy seats with power outlets

On the negative side, it is pretty crowded at 1am, and the food does look like it's been there since last week.

Truly