This is a joke. Who are these idiots in catering that make these decisions?!?

A few posts up says it best: AA serves a full meal on this route.

Want to hear even more UA catering ridiculousness?

ORD-LGA gets the fruit plate because it's < 750 miles. ORD-JAX gets a hot breakfast because it's 866 miles. Even ORD-MCO, the Disney World express, gets a hot breakfast in F because it's 1005 miles.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there has to be tons more premium traffic on the ORD-LGA (and ORD-DCA) route than ORD-JAX?

The logic used by UA to make catering decisions is just laughable.