At the main pool at Amanpuri a Ray Winstone-type character got very angry when someone asked his daughter to stop making so much noise. He said very loudly:

'Come on Ruby let's go, we've got more DOUGH than the rest of this lot put together'

I didn't think it could get any better until an Italian woman, who was also by the pool, lowered her sunglasses and said:

'I don' thiiiiink so'

At this point I was laughing loudly and she looked at me and said:

'Well, iiiiis true'.

Amazing!