Its not often that someone actually comes up with a really dumb post, but I think we have just seen it.

Planning to get drunk at anytime is silly.
Planning to get drunk on an aircraft is crazy (and expensive).
Planning to get drunk sitting in an exit row is verging on criminal.

God help anyone if they have to get out and there is a drunkard trying to fumble the exit row! Even of the FAs don't stop serving you, I would be talking to the Purser to get you moved way out of the way on the basis of safety.