I'm so over Alex. I mean, yeah, it was a wild dalliance while it lasted; we both said and did some things we regret now, but at the time it was all wild and wonderful passion, you know. Then...the pregnancy scare!...well, I don't have to say anymore. Anyway, that pillow talk is long over. I've moved on...taken up with an answering machine in Parma. Yeah, she's no looker, but she's sincere and sexy in a mature way. And me? What about me? Well, despite myself I'm still bitter, I guess. Secretly, I hope United doesn't offer that (beep) a job!