Thanks everybody. I couldn't believe there was no card but -- surprise -- there really is no card. At least until summer.

EDIT:

I called the Choice service desk to see if they'd just renew my Gold status from the old credit card, given that there's no credit card now (I recall Choice wasn't too tough in extending this benefit in the past). No dice: the agent said I'd need to stay 10 times to become Gold. I asked whether they do status match (I've got status in at least 5 other hotel programs), and he said "no."

Who would every believe that Choice would be the TOUGHEST to get status, especially when the benefits are so incredibly modest!