Contest update!
The contest is going very badly!
So I'm done with positive motivation, and will try the other method:
That's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling FAQ writer. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your upgrades and your special award inventory access and your bleeding Super Elite secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing .......s! Well, I wouldn't become a Super Elite now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
There's more where that came from if someone doesn't rewrite this FAQ!