Originally Posted by
Canarsie
We will need to verify your claim by an official actuary.
This is standard operating procedure, you know.
I hope you understand...
and in accordance with the verification of the aforementioned said claim, no tootsie-pop shall be awarded until said verification of the aforementioned said claim has been certified by the venerable firm of
dewey, cheatem & howe llc, pc, nutz but upon certification, the bag shall floweth over