Hee-hee-hee...

I'm liking your ideas, tin-pot republic huhhh (does that include the UK - how I miss the empire)? That one could be tricky, altough there are a couple of Scottish isles up for grabs at the moment.

But how about - buying a title? 'Lord Merry of Heathrow the first baron of Gatwick' might be quite good?

Now they advertise those in the back of the BA magazine...

Oh, it says you have to be of "impecable character", well that is me out then.


Indulge me now, at this point I think it is opportune to mention one of my other per hates on aircraft - GAWPERS - those people who just have to look what is in the section that is curtained-off.

They drive me mad. What do they expect to see? people with three-heads? lap-dancers? No they see people just like them except thay are not having to play elbow-hockey. So what are they looking at?

And why do they have to try and sneek in the toilets that are clearly for the people who are in the three-head section? Do they think they are carpeted or what?


Ok, I'd done now. Other than to say check out BA's new adverts - cool!
MF