Originally Posted by belynch

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• A minimal grasp of the English language
• No knowledge of US geography and will suggest that Dulles is an acceptable alternate to Dallas
• Has no ability to deviate from a flow-chart. If your request goes beyond the bounds of the flow-chart you will receive a response of "Is. Not. Possible."

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! RAR !