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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 3:14 pm
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clrankin
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally Posted by Flaflyer
TSA World™:

1. You might be a terrorist. Got a Costco card to back up that passport?
2. "BRAVO", terminal dump.
3. "LEO" Bust em Denno, this one's an illegal immigrant.
4. The Big Catch™, you win a free trip to Gitmo.
You're forgetting the bonus round, where the luckiest of checkpoint contestants get to spin the Wheel of Misfortune. Prizes include a full body search, having your laptop stolen, and causing a terminal dump by merely walking away from the checkpoint with your carry on in hand.
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