Originally Posted by
Flaflyer
TSA World™:
1. You might be a terrorist. Got a Costco card to back up that passport?
2. "BRAVO", terminal dump.
3. "LEO" Bust em Denno, this one's an illegal immigrant.
4. The Big Catch™, you win a free trip to Gitmo.

You're forgetting the bonus round, where the luckiest of checkpoint contestants get to spin the Wheel of Misfortune. Prizes include a full body search, having your laptop stolen, and causing a terminal dump by merely walking away from the checkpoint with your carry on in hand.