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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 2:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Maxwell Smart
Consider the following 4 cases:
1. Ticket= John Doe, ID=John Robert Doe
2. Ticket= John R. Doe, ID= John Robert Doe
3. Ticket= John Robert Doe, ID= John Doe
4. Ticket= John R. Doe, ID= John Doe
Real World:

1. No problem.
2. No problem.
3. No problem.
4. No problem.

TSA World™:

1. You might be a terrorist. Got a Costco card to back up that passport?
2. "BRAVO", terminal dump.
3. "LEO" Bust em Denno, this one's an illegal immigrant.
4. The Big Catch™, you win a free trip to Gitmo.
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