Originally Posted by
TMOliver
Simple....
If the traveling public knew of such "cheap" last minute seats, airports would be crowded with the sort of folks so objectionable to FTers, dipping smokeless, spitting in the trash cans, flopping their flip flops and exposing their armpits in their belly-bulged tank tops, big jam boxes shouldered as they lug their possessions about in black plastic garbage bags, waiting for cheap seats to Wherever, USA, or family homelands in the rural fastness of Lower Slobovia.
Quelle horreur! Think of the TATL flights with empty FC/BC seats, not enough "premiums" waiting for upgrades, having to fill the seats with penniless community college students, visions of Amsterdam's cheap pankoeken and legal dope dancing before their eyes. Why, airports with Vegas flights would become like the shopping center parking lots, crowded with tottering elders who now wait for the cheap charter buses to the nearest Bingo & Slots hall.
Old enough to remember and use military standbys @ half price, I remain.....
^I really love this answer. It was quite a read!