Wow. Wow.
I think that 99% of the trip reports that I read over-focus on food and drink. I find them to be complete drivel. I can't stand trip reports go on and on about the full meal they had in the lounge (with pictures) and the full meal they had on the plane (with pictures) and the full meal they had at the next lounge (with pictures), etc. They are a complete waste of typing.
But, this was very entertaining indeed. Bravo.