Originally Posted by
globalste
Worst i have had is on a SAS flight back from SEA. Bloke next to me had the worst BO ever, had his earphones really loud and left TV on all night while munching the noisiest mega bag of crisps ever. He then proceeded to go to sleep about 6hrs into the flight and snored really loudly. T*sspot.
Oh god, I had a neighbour with such bad BO the other day: I was already sat down and the cabin was slowly filling. The guy was two rows ahead, stood in the aisle wiating for passengers to move ahead. I could smell him from there. When he took his jacket off it robbed me of my breath, it was that bad. I went to breathe in and just made a 'hurk' sound. I spent the rest of the, thankfully brief, flight praying for him to remain absolutely still. That way the green mist might just settle on him.
Oh, and Hiddy, smart comment, for a Bluey