Originally Posted by Flaflyer

So what is the problem? The gentleman in question would not annoy his seatmate with constant chatter, would not recline his seat into the pax behind him, would not get drunk like a British soccer fan and cause a commotion, would never ring the FA call button, would not care for the chicken or the pasta, would not enlarge the congregation waiting in line for the lav, would not light his shoes or shorts, would not ever think of rushing the cockpit to hijack the plane, would not be in the mob to deplane but would wait considerately and be the last off the plane, and, since it was his last flight, would not care if his FF miles posted or not.

The perfect passenger.