http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/hyatt...ml#post1254135

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/hyatt...you-think.html

To their credit, Hyatt dropped the "Park" designation of these two piles, and the Carmel one has recently gotten very good reviews, so it sounds like somebody fixed it up.

Of course, I could tell you about the time when I was nine and I locked my little brother in a closet at the Waldorf Astoria, and we couldn't get it open, so security had to come in and knock the closet door down. Or the time when I was 8 and my cousin and I wanted to "surprise" my parents in the connecting room, so in the middle of the night we sneaked into their room, and closed the connecting door behind us. We, of course, neglected to notice that the door could only be opened from the inside of our room (not theirs, as expected) and we had double bolted and chain-locked the main door, so we had no way of getting back into our room. Or the time at the Westin Peachtree in Atlanta when we pressed the buttons on the elevator for every floor, and we were caught by security. Or a dozen similar stories, there is even one at the Martinez in Cannes featuring some startled topless bathers, but that's for another time.