Very nicely done.

I loved the conversation:

"Me: Hi, Good afternoon.

Officer: Hey…… Can I ask what your visit to the US entails?

Me: Sure, im on a Mileage Run.

Officer: A what?

Me: Im taking flights just to earn miles. Im bouncing round a few airports over here for a few days.

Officer: Ah your one of those guys?

Me: Yea, if you wanna put it like that."^

Mileage runs, can't live with them, can't earn status without them.......

I do agree, an In-N-Out Burger is something special. The fries are not half bad either.