You hit a nail there ... CC want to project themselves as 'professionals' and 'primarily for your safety' ... and then do that sort of thing. I'm seriously shocked.
I have no interest in the 'gender assignations' or 'sexual proclivities', but when there's a requirement to do a proper safety briefing, it should be done properly and professionally. Otherwise, the Authorities could consider forgetting the entire prance/process.
For the pax, the safety brief is NOT a cabaret act. It's meaningful, and might save lives if things go to .....
Speechless .. I don't know what to say, apart from "sack the children".