Shucks - I've been rumbled!

Actually, my best "fast-food" Schiphol story is about the Juggle Sandwich Bar, in the Plaza...

I was a bit (ahem) 'dazed': I'd just finished by burger and OJ, when I saw the self-disposal bin by the exit. So, I cheerfully took my tray up, pulled the big handle to open the bin and emptied the tray into the exposed, large receptacle. Then, to my horror () and lasting embarrassment (), I heard an extremely loud crack, as the china plate from which I'd eaten my (very nice) burger broke into several hundred pieces - obviously attracting accusative glares from all the other customers and staff in the shop.

-- Henry