As I don't like to luxuriate for too long, I left the Sala (above) and went to the RCC, where a more friendly attendant took my PP card, and where I was in a mostly-empty lounge. While the picture isn't an example of everything on the glorious buffet, it is a representative example. I did take those 2 little dulce de leche containers and put them in my freedom baggie, to go. The rest of the stuff was on par with the best that the EZE lounges have to offer. I really think that these places put as much salt in their snacks as possible prior to long haul flights so you don't have to get up and use the lav inflight so much. The wine here was also pleasantly harmless, and the caramels by the front desk were a nice tasty touch. Notice also here that one gets a real knife to spread the fake cheesegloop on the toastlets.
Finally, the lounge adventure came to an end, and my LAN flight was departing (and just about ready to board) right outside of the RCC.