DO NOT DO THIS!!!!

In the worst-case scenario, someone will notice that you put the bag there and walked away. The airport could be evacuated. Flights up and down the east coast and from over the Atlantic could be impacted. Your picture would be found somewhere on some security camera. Your employer will fire you. You will be charged with a misdemeanor, but your family will still disown you.

The above would sound farfetched if it weren't for the fact that we have seen in played out at EWR, ATL and LAX. As someone who has flight plans in the next few days, I beg you not to tempt fate!!!

Send the samples via UPS.