Originally Posted by
FriendlySkies
I think I know what I am going to do if I am selected for nude-o-scope screening at LHR on Sunday...

While standing in line, I'd unzip my fly part way, put my hand down my pants, pop a finger out of the fly and start wiggling it around in front of a TSO. I'd then ask the question if that was invasive enough for him, or if I still needed to go through the Pervert-O-Vision machine.