Originally Posted by BearX220

Isn't lying against FAA regulations too?

It's a standard cop-out by lazy or vindictive flight attendants who want you to go away.

Q. Can I use the lav in the forward cabin?
A. No, sorry, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I switch seats before takeoff?
A. No, sorry, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I congregate in the galley with you?
A. No, sorry, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I have the whole can of soda?
A. No, you may NOT, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I read the inflight magazine during descent?
A. No! Put that back! It's against FAA regulations!

Q. Can I have your name for the letter I'm writing?
A. It's against FAA regulations! I will have you detained on landing!

Q. How many fingers am I holding up?
A. Stop! No! That's against FAA regulations! Fetch the restraints!