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Old Mar 12, 2010 | 9:02 am
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Originally Posted by davetravels
...the FA told me that it was Against FAA Regulations to go to the bathroom without shoes!!! Where do they get this stuff from?
Isn't lying against FAA regulations too?

It's a standard cop-out by lazy or vindictive flight attendants who want you to go away.

Q. Can I use the lav in the forward cabin?
A. No, sorry, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I switch seats before takeoff?
A. No, sorry, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I congregate in the galley with you?
A. No, sorry, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I have the whole can of soda?
A. No, you may NOT, it's against FAA regulations.

Q. Can I read the inflight magazine during descent?
A. No! Put that back! It's against FAA regulations!

Q. Can I have your name for the letter I'm writing?
A. It's against FAA regulations! I will have you detained on landing!

Q. How many fingers am I holding up?
A. Stop! No! That's against FAA regulations! Fetch the restraints!
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