Off-the-cuff quip No. 1: Bravo, FT Lurker! A clever thread title worthy of me. ^ Master RNE, saying, "You are learning, Grasshopper." (gong)

Off-the-cuff quip No. 2: You dummy! You killed the national insect of Panama! The Policía Nacional will be waiting for you the next time you're in PTY!

Off-the-cuff quip No. 3: "Dear Copa Airline, Lost and Found Department: While exploring the jungle, I discovered three specimen of Insectus Xenos, fabled to cure cancer and long thought to be extinct. Imagine my surprise and delight! While flying back to America, I seem to have lost two of them..."