Thanks for the kind words, you guys. I am male and work at a financial services technology company in the Milwaukee area. And I wasn't able to come to either seat sale event, so for those of you who were there, I'm not any of the faces you might have seen.
In normal circumstances I probably couldn't have passed up the opportunity to buy at least a pair of seats. But my family is in the later stages of cleaning out our parents' former house, and this is so not the time for me to be acquiring any new stuff and dragging it home.