Originally Posted by
RadioGirl
And please record the interaction (ala Steve Bierfeldt) for the
entertainment education of your fellow FTs.
I won't criticize your Quenya accent. Really, I won't.

Despite reading LOTR, and the appendices, more than 10 times, I still have no guess on how to properly pronounce Quenya, or even Sindarin, especially how to accent multisyllabic words. "A man's got to know his limitations."
Therefore, I will not be trying this approach any time soon at a checkpoint.