Originally Posted by
GUWonder
I prefer to simply ignore the stupid questions or otherwise toy with them. If ignoring them fails to send the message, I choose to respond to them in a foreign language. They really love that.
Even in the face of profound stupidity, I don't resort to using words that would have landed me in trouble in elementary school.
Do you know what works well? If the foreign language doesn't even exist. Or is a con-lag. Klingon works well as a con-lag, as does Sindarin.