If you can get a really good bargain on an expensive ticket, it might be worth paying for a good fake ID in that person's name to use it.

(Note to law enforcement agencies scanning FT for signs of potential mischief: Please see icon indicating that this is meant as a humorous suggestion, not to be taken seriously. I do not advocate the use of false identification for any purpose, including travel, the purchase of alcohol, or entrance to White House events honoring foreign dignitaries.)