Here's a game for you guys. It's called Fists of Steel.
(Requires at least 3 people, one of whom is the "umpire")
1. Two or more participants each produce two 32oz cans of Steel Reserve.
2. The umpire tapes one can in the grip of each of the participants' hands with duct tape.
3. The participants are free to do whatever they like, except pour out the beer. The only acceptable way to dispose of the beer is to drink it.
4. When a participant has an empty can, the umpire verifies it and removes the tape.
5. The person first to get both hands free is the "winner".
Optimum strategy is to consume the beer quickly. It warms rapidly due to body heat, and normal activities such as going to the bathroom are significantly more difficult with cans of beer taped to your hands.