Sorry if I don't get it -- is this whole thread a joke or are you actually seeking to purposefully provoke some kind of action or reaction from a TSO? If it's not a joke, don't you have something better to do?

I realize that many of us find the security theater annoying, some find it unconstitutional, and so on. Sorry for saying so, but this just seems stupid and childish. It's not "cute", it's unlikely to actually effect any change in the system, and it will likely slow down other people -- spreading annoyance to others seems far from a laudable objective.

However if this is all tongue-in-cheek and funny, then sorry I didn't 'get it'. In that case please move along now, nothing to see here.