-Bring a bag of kitchen refuse as a "carry on" with enough in it to force a search

-pretend your deaf (having witnessed this for real (yay local deaf university!) its often hysterical to watch the game of charades that follows

-Breakaway bottle (stage craft) full of water that gets 'dropped' when you go to throw it out

-run a well disguised baby doll in a baby car seat through the xray machine

-ask for everyones name...everyone

-stare at the TDC...just stare...for a long time

-be offensively, disconcertingly, personal space violatingly friendly. Loudly. To everyone.

-beg and plead for the WBI...then pose.

-Lego Gun (www.instructables.com/id/Lego-Gun)