Originally Posted by
magellan315
Wear a pair of shoes you can part with and if they do a "voluntary" gate check of your shoes hand them over and walk away. Just have a back up pair in your bag. Same thing applies if they do a magic paper test of your drink, hand it to them and walk away.
Either way they will be to confused to know what they are supposed to do next.
Oh don't do that; procedures state I a pax walks away from their property while it is being screened, summon a LEO. As TK said he can't risk thetime I wouldn't suggest this.
If you want to have fun, uh, keep telling them you don't understand when/if they ask you to do something. I'm nt saying argue, just play like your really really stupid and make 'em spell it out for you. But show that your more than willing to comply, once you "understand".
that's what I would do.
But it might piss off those behind you, no matter what you do.