Apparently this has been on the radio in London this morning. They have a discussion going about what other alternative services people would want. I am not listening to it, but I could see the conversation heading south very quickly.

One woman called to have a bra clasping service. I guess she realizes the unclasping service is already on offer at the hotel bar.

One guy wants a teeth brushing service. I can't really relate to that one. I don't really like it when the dentist probes my mouth and he is trained.