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- complain that you haven't been greeted personally and addressed by full (foreign - hard to pronounce) name every single time
- you haven't been let off board first at final destination
- they made you climb the stairs up onto the upper deck of B744
- no PA waiting for you to pass every other 500 passengers from all other flights at airport of destination to pass through immigration/customs
- there has been another priority bag on the belt that has been delivered before yours