Hokiekev: Can you look to see if there is a same day confirmed for my flight.

TA: *Tap tap tap* (literally 2 seconds) No.

Hokiekev: But on your website you are selling tickets for alternatives.

TA: There is nothing available.

Hokiekev: But...

TA: *Presses print on the boarding pass*

See it pays to be a PM. I can't wait until DM comes online. That way I can get a step down from this special PM service.