United's new rules: All flights will now depart for an unknown city. The windows will be covered over and all pax blindfolded, gagged and locked into their seats for the duration of the flight. No electronics, no phones, no reading, no listening, no announcements. And since food can be used as an accelerant, no food and no drinks. Welcome to the friendly skies.
Memo to the TSA: If there are no pax, there are no threats. Have you considered that?
Memo to self: Stay home. (just fly domestic, until they screw that up too.)
Last edited by LIH Prem; Dec 28, 2009 at 12:33 am