I am positive you are having a lend of us TK,but I must say, I've seen very few birds with runny noses in Thailand, so TG is to be congratulated, in fact they should give all their directors a pat on the back, a jar of Vick's vapour rub, and maybe unlimited excess baggage for Christmas.
Since time began, it's been impossible to cook an egg or toast bread "up there", the toasters on the new A380 cost AU$18000 each, and if you leave the eggs in for a second to long in their cooker, they turn green, or the omelette turns to foam rubber. The poor crew, they do the best they can