While I, and I'm sure others, appreciate your willingness to do this, there was a similar kind of thread that came out a few years ago. Let's just say TSAer who volunteered to do this same thing let his emotions take the best of him.

Now, I do have a legitimate question I hope you will answer: When will we ever see better x-ray machines at the checkpoints? I know there are some in scattered locations, but I'm talking a full rollout.