Originally Posted by
TMOliver
Almost inevitably, you will fall into some sort of confrontation in which NYPD mounted police....
Your whole scenario is very amusing and fairly accurate, except I think you mean
NOPD mounted police.
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Good job in un-ignoring the obvious. One other caveat - good luck trying to get a taxi on NYE, even at the hotels. You better be going to where the taxi drivers want to go.