Originally Posted by cam_macleod

Hmmm...

"Single guy who stores his stuff in Toronto and parks his car at the airport, likes sitting for hours at a time, can sleep at many different speeds and altitudes, and prefers multiple cookie and soup options at every meal. He is never more than an hour from YYZ in case there's a seat sale, and he doesn't use the term 'mattress run' in the slutty way.

Looking for someone special with a great long distance plan, a webcam, and who is very independent, likes alone time, and lives on a 400-series highway. Added plus: likes tiny blankets, unrecognizable wheat-based snack food, and can cry on demand in the background during customer service phone calls."

Could work!