Ear infection (she's she's a couple weeks shy of 7 yrs old).

She's kind of a latter day Brooklyn character (born and bred Brooklynite). We live six blocks from the hospital where she was born.

When we got to the doctor's office there was a sign that read "Anybody with an egg allergy will not be allowed to receive a flu shot."

When the doctor walked in, he noticed her pondering that sign and asked her, "do you have an egg allergy?"

Without missing a beat, she answered, "Naah, just a school allergy."