Originally Posted by
Spiff
"This shocking breach undercuts the public's confidence in the security procedures at our airports," said Senator Susan Collins, R-Me., ranking Republican member of the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee.
Well then, Madame Senator, do the right thing and destroy this disgusting, un-American agency once and for all.



How about "three strikes and you're unemployed" as a management incentive?
The Amish are settling in Maine, so buggy whips should be easier to get, Senator.